I personally demand that all the media that trailed her on that ride all be put under strict, no-contact quarantine for a minimum of 42 days. They may become extremely virulent. (They may also have Ebola, though that would be a the "rarest of rare miracles" end of the probability spectrum.) » 10/31/14 10:09am Today 10:09am

If I were in first class during this incident, I would have asked the First Sargeant if I may rent his dress blues strictly for the duration of the flight with a solid guarantee of not so much as breathing on them, let alone disrespecting them. Assuming he agreed, I would then have asked the flight attendant to hang… » 10/10/14 7:07pm 10/10/14 7:07pm

Anything and everything identified strictly by letters and numbers in any quasi-random configuration. If your child's Speak & Spell™ can't say it coherently, it needs to be renamed. Yes, that includes your beloved 240Z. Model trim/performance level variants are permitted, such as Civic Si. Co-named vehicles are, of… » 10/10/14 6:53pm 10/10/14 6:53pm